I have been living, breathing and playing guitars most of my life and have created a guitar that really kicks ass in every way. The Zachary guitar will be the best guitar you will ever own guaranteed. You will absolutely flip out.

Here is your chance to make Zachary guitars a really important player. Together we can revolutionize guitar design, manufacturing and even the way guitars are marketed. Don't you think the way I market my guitars is unique?

Its time for a change and lets get rid of the bull shit surrounding the guitar business such as stupid biased guitar magazines, corporate mentality of large manufacturers, gimmicks of every kind, 5 gallons of shiny car paint on guitars, Wall-Mart style music stores, jerk music store owners that don't care about guitars, blowboy salesmen, rip-off wallpaper 10 tops, copies of copies made by CNC for $3000, celebrity endorsers who play big brand guitars for money, 2 page color ads designed to manipulate the baby boomers, should I go on.

Zachary Guitars is not part of any of this bull shit. You can make a statement of true individuality and make a real change in the industry. All you have to do is order a Zachary guitar. I do my part by dreaming up and designing really cool guitars that you can't buy anywhere else but you must do your part by supporting these efforts.

Now I feel much better.

If you don't buy a Zachary guitar I will tie my brain behind my back, rent a CNC machine and start making Strat copies with insanely figured photoflame tops and pretend to be a guitar guru.

 

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